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You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder.
Now, I don’t know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide… and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I’m breaking now. We said we’d say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn’t. Nature is lethal but it doesn’t hold a candle to man.
Well, the way they make shows is, they make one show. That show’s called a pilot. Then they show that show to the people who make shows, and on the strength of that one show they decide if they’re going to make more shows.
Some don’t, become nothing. She starred in one of the ones that became nothing.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Look, just because I don’t be givin’ no man a foot massage don’t make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin’ house, fuckin’ up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, ’cause I’ll kill the motherfucker, know what I’m sayin’?
Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re here shopping for an infant named Jeb.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick! ([Mmm! It tastes just like raisins.]) Of a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane, And then he turns back again when you tug on his winky. ([Ooh, that’s dirty!]) Do you think so? Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made.
Get on my horse! I’ll take you ’round the universe and all the other places, too. ([I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything!]) Shut up, woman, get on my horse.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. ([Where is he now?]) He’s over there grazing Have a feel of his hoof; you’ll find they’re all bulletproof, And if that’s not enough, then take a look at his ballsack ([Why’s it purple?]) Custom stylings; a ballsack looks fresh with a two-tone paintjob, don’t you know?