Site Reconstruction Underway!

You might have noticed that we’ve cleared out the old site and are rebuilding from the ground up. This wasn’t done purely for aesthetic reasons, but more to repurpose the site for its current functionality.

Hard hats must be worn at all times.

The old version of the site had become bogged down with old taxonomy, structure, and media that just isn’t relevant to the new purpose, which is more community focused. So, with that in mind, we ask that you please be patient while renovations are underway.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

Test Post – Warframe II

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I don’t wanna kill you, I wanna help you.

But I can’t give you this case, it don’t belong to me.

Besides, I’ve already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

Test post – Warframe i

You think water moves fast? You should see ice. It moves like it has a mind. Like it knows it killed the world once and got a taste for murder.

After the avalanche, it took us a week to climb out.

Now, I don’t know exactly when we turned on each other, but I know that seven of us survived the slide… and only five made it out. Now we took an oath, that I’m breaking now. We said we’d say it was the snow that killed the other two, but it wasn’t. Nature is lethal but it doesn’t hold a candle to man.

Test Post – Elder Scrolls Online III

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children.

Mythirial’s Sisters of the Sands Inn apartment.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Test Post – Elder Scrolls Online II

Look, just because I don’t be givin’ no man a foot massage don’t make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin’ house, fuckin’ up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, ’cause I’ll kill the motherfucker, know what I’m sayin’?

Do you see any Teletubbies in here?

Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that’s what you see at a toy store. And you must think you’re in a toy store, because you’re here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

Test Post – Elder Scrolls Online

Placeholder text of awesomeness!

Setting out for adventure in Deshaan!

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick! ([Mmm! It tastes just like raisins.])
Of a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane,
And then he turns back again when you tug on his winky. ([Ooh, that’s dirty!])
Do you think so? Well, I better not show you where the lemonade is made.

Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah, sweet lemonade…

Get on my horse! I’ll take you ’round the universe and all the other places, too.
([I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything!])
Shut up, woman, get on my horse.

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
([Where is he now?]) He’s over there grazing
Have a feel of his hoof; you’ll find they’re all bulletproof,
And if that’s not enough, then take a look at his ballsack ([Why’s it purple?])
Custom stylings; a ballsack looks fresh with a two-tone paintjob, don’t you know?

Now try this lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, yeah, sweet lemonade…
Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade…
Sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade…

Get on my horse! I’ll take you ’round the universe and all the other places, too.
([I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything!])
Shut up, woman, get on my horse!

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